Monday, November 19, 2007

Can't Help Myself

It must be the countdown to the Interviewing Conference that has left me only able to appreciate Memey Goodness. (Of course, there is also the all-important Return of Earnest English to Absurdist Paradise from absurdist inferno to look forward to.) So here are some Random Facts, as seen over at Jane Dark's Rome Colored Glasses:

People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Earnest English.

When Earnest English goes to out to eat, she orders a whole chicken, but she only eats its soul.

Earnest English has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

Earnest English's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Earnest English.

When Earnest English sends in her taxes, she sends blank forms and includes only a picture of herself, crouched and ready to attack. Earnest English has not had to pay taxes, ever.

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Earnest English does all of her grocery shopping at Home Depot.

Earnest English is the only woman to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. (But only during my dissertation.)